He pops open his laptop, finally, taking time to get the damn 'website' thing open and find the 'you tubes'...

It's not a pirate song. It has made an impression on him though, many years ago. Anyway--up he goes, after turning the tinny laptop volume as high as he can, and springs into an unexpected shameless dance.

He has good balance for a drunk. And he's holding the bottle, like it's a microphone.