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[mountebanker]

[ Addendum to the original, below the defaced part: ]

Reputable business owners welcome!

Graffiti artists will be refused service.

[focusedvoid]

The top of the paper's been sliced away, and the paper's been pinned back rather lower.

Good.

[capitalcurator]

I seem to remember declining the start-up fee, and when I returned later the proprietor had vanished without a trace! I would like to give her the benefit of the doubt, but it seems I may have been right.

Avoid.

Graffiti Artist: have you tracked down the culprit? I would be willing to help straighten this mess out.

- Quirrel

[focusedvoid]

Knowing her location is likely, but I have yet to follow up. Will be doing so promptly. What was the start-up fee?

[mountebanker]

[ SCRAWLED: ]

You brutes leave a perfectly reputable business well enough alone!

[capitalcurator]

100 Geo. I didn't pay, but I imagine I was hardly the only target. It's a shame some would stoop so low.

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[ There is a short but sweet series of alternate testimonials in different writing styles. At least one is just a curse. ]

[focusedvoid]

Your Geo will be retrieved and put into if not returned by willingly very soon.

Millibelle. This is a threat.

[focusedvoid]

Only if ill-gotten Geo is returned.