The washcloth flies true. It genuinely catches the Knight off guard, and it would've cost them a crack in their mask if it was something dangerous. Instead, they suffer only embarrassment as it slaps them directly across the eyes.

So. They might not've thought that completely through.

They pluck it off and halfheartedly toss it at his torso. It doesn't even make it all the way before unfurling and flopping sadly to the floor.

...And then they bend down to wipe their own claws off a bit before they write.

My apologies. I forgot how disgusting that is.