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đ’ąđ’œđ‘œđ“ˆđ“‰ đ»đ‘œđ“ˆđ“‰ ([personal profile] hatchethanging) wrote in [community profile] boxfullofzeroes2018-11-28 08:47 am
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When hinges creak in doorless chambers...

 
 
 
 
 







Welcome, foolish mortals,
to the Haunted Mansion.

ohyeahdisneyphotos:“The Haunted Mansion, WDW”

Watch your step on the way in, please.
 
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[personal profile] cookswithspite 2018-12-21 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
“Ah.”

Startling as it is- Noah visibly tenses up when he hears the Host speaking from behind him- and as much of a huge bag of dicks the Host is as far as Noah is concerned, it is surprisingly reassuring to hear him speak even after his footprints vanish. Noah’s not sure how well he could handle this situation on his own, even if the Host is also the one responsible for it in the first place.

This does not mean he feels secure enough not to flinch when that suit of armor actually moves to look at him, let alone when the axe swings out, eliciting yet another jump and yelp from Noah.

“Gah-!” Noah’s hands shoot up in a gesture of surrender, but he slowly lowers them once he realizes that axe isn’t being swung at him. “Right! Ssssure thing,” he says, his voice lowering as the Host’s shushing registers properly.

The forbidden hallway wasn’t what Noah would call tempting (ominous wallpaper color, more poorly lit infinite voids) but admittedly, the one he is being directed down isn’t much better. Noah does attempt to listen but anything being actually said is indecipherable and frankly, he’s not sure he’d want to actually know what they’re saying. And with the way those doors are buckling Noah sticks to the dead center of the hallway, as far away as possible from them as he can get, thank you very much.

He does not appreciate having to walk towards an also buckling coffin but, like the Host, Noah is going to elect to ignore the probable flesh-eating zombie (and that creepy bird that is there for some reason?) as much as possible and hope that the lid's nailed on tightly.

A question manages to come to him. Between the eyes in the staircase room, the almost constant sense of presence in previous rooms, and then all the people Noah can hear in here-

“How many, uh, residents, even live here?” he asks, still keeping his voice low. It occurs to him that “live” may not be the most accurate phrasing but whatever, close enough.
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[personal profile] cookswithspite 2018-12-22 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Four hundred ghosts- or, three-hundred and ninety-seven, technically-? That’s
 a lot. Not more than the population of the town by any means, but a good chunk of it. What do they even see in this place? Being dead must really mess you up...

That train of thought grinds to a halt when the hall goes abruptly, eerily silent. And then he can feel the icy grip of the Host on him. Noah lets out a strangled gasp, and a horrible shudder goes through him, leaving him trembling for several moments. “...Okay,” he mumbles. The change in the Host’s tone of voice is almost worse than the touch itself was.

Noah gives a quick, nervous glance towards the suddenly still door, then to the coffin, but otherwise obediently stays put. He also squints, worriedly, at the glimpse of the room up ahead-

And cringes hard when the strange woman’s voice suddenly starts shouting at him. Them.

He has to force himself to look up again and see who it is; some sort of
 telekinetic, musically inclined decapitated old lady head hanging out in a crystal ball like some sort of goth hamster. And she’s still yelling at him, causing Noah to turn bright red.

“Me!?” he says, stomping forward. “I haven’t done anything, except what this jerk,” Noah gestures wildly in the direction he thinks the Host might be, “Has been making me do!”
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[personal profile] cookswithspite 2018-12-23 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Leota will get a good look at wide, mismatched eyes and a few beads of nervous sweat on a paler-than-usual face, before Noah protests with a “H- Hey.” He takes a step backward, just to get the angry old lady head out of his personal space.

And at the mention of Cameron, Noah’s already nervous expression falls into outright dismay. His eyes flick to the side- resident black widow? And how does the Host know that Cam’s still alive?- and then back to the spirit he can actually see. So if Cameron hasn’t been killed, then what
?

Leota explains. And simultaneous with the Host’s outburst, Noah goes:

“He stole a-”

He proceeds to groan, not entirely surprised after thinking about it for half a second. “Look,” Noah says, lifting his glasses slightly to pinch the bridge of his nose, “How bad are we talking about here? Is this a ‘Your friend owes me thirty-five bucks for that’ scenario or a ‘Might trigger the Apocalypse,’ scenario?”
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[personal profile] cookswithspite 2018-12-26 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
“...Oh,” Noah says, all insightful. He squints over at the direction he thinks he hears the Host in, even though he already knows very well that he isn’t going to see anything. “Uh. I don’t think he would have known that? Cameron’s an idiot but he’s not the type to just
 just hurt people. Even creepy dead people.”

And when Leota makes her decree Noah also winces, far more visibly than the Host does.

“Wh- But-” Noah groans. Damn it, the lady in the crystal ball is probably correct. And at the very least he doesn't trust the Host enough to want him to take care of Cameron by himself.

Noah holds his hands up in a gesture of appeasement. “Okay, right, fair enough. We’ll just find Cam, I’ll tell him to give
 Madame Leota, right? I’ll tell him to give her book back, and then the two of us will go and everything returns to normal. Can we do that? Does that sound reasonable to you guys?”
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[personal profile] cookswithspite 2018-12-26 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
With the reflex of one who has been in the public school system, Noah says “Yes ma’am,” and hustles out into the hallway after the Host. (Noah again, wants to protest what is being said about Cameron but he
 can’t, really. What the hell was his cousin thinking?)

It is, indeed, not too hard to follow the Host, although Noah keeps at a discrete distance, staying at the edge of the cold. Noah would like to ask the Host how, exactly, he knows that Cameron is still on the premises, but with the chill surrounding him Noah’s wary of testing the Host’s temper. So Noah settles into an uncomfortable silence, occasionally rubbing at his own arms and wishing he’d brought a thicker coat.

The organ music breaks the silence before Noah does, causing him to perk up a little. Not that the music isn’t creepy as hell, but at least it’s a sign of progress! He hustles into the ballroom- or at least the balcony floor above- and then, despite himself, slows down almost to a standstill as he takes in the sight of the party.

It’s possibly one of the most striking examples of unlife he’s seen so far, apart from Leota and the Host themselves. He tries to count the number of spirits he can see, but with the wispiness of the ones near the organ and all the movement, not all of which follows conventional means, it’s hard for him to keep track. (Noah wrinkles his nose when he notices the decaying food on the table. Sure, it makes a sort of sense, but also, ew.)

Noah’s mesmerized enough that it takes him a moment to (pointlessly) look up and register that the Host has spoken.

“Hm? Oh, uh, Noyle. Fuck, I mean, Noah Doyle!”

Noah buries his face in his hands. Great, apparently he’s even more frazzled than he already thought he was. “Same as Cam,” he adds slightly muffled. “The Doyle part. I don’t know if he told you. We’re actually cousins- not that there’s much of a resemblance...” Both Noah and Cameron’s fathers were fair-haired, but lacked the delicacy there was to Cameron’s features, and Noah’s mother had stamped the darker MacGowan genes very firmly into Noah’s. The end result was one cousin who looked like a prince out of a storybook, and one cousin who looked like, well, a guy who washed dishes for a living.

A thought occurs to him, and Noah removes his face from his palms. “...I didn’t catch your name either? Uh. Madame Leota called you ‘Host
’ Do you even have one?”
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[personal profile] cookswithspite 2019-01-07 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It might be less dramatic laughter than usual for the Host but it’s not helping the vivid redness of Noah’s face. At least it’s helping with the terrified pallor he’s been mostly wearing up until now! Unlike the increasingly apparent fact that the Host only sort-of knew what he was doing with the whole ghostly terrorizing thing- Noah could at least hypothetically have taken comfort in the idea that somebody knew what was going on, but no, Noah has to get the torment that was thrown together at the last second.

And Noah mostly doesn’t pursue the topic of the Host’s name- or lack thereof- either, beyond a muttered comment of “...You are incredibly weird.” Which Noah suspects the Host will probably take as a compliment.

(It’s a little hard to reconcile the idea of the invisible spook who’s been hauling him around with a hypothetical living man, so Noah just
 doesn’t try to.)

The Host abruptly (from Noah’s point of view) and loudly claps, causing Noah to jump. “Wh-” he begins to say, before realizing the Host is addressing the tableau below them. Noah shuffles forward a little, because he would also like to know anything about Where Is Cam, and immediately realizes his mistake.

Noah freezes up. Oh god no. Everyone’s looking at him and they’re all creepy and inhuman and then, as if that wasn’t bad enough, some of them even points at him. If anyone tries to talk to him- if anyone so much as moves towards him- he is going to scream and scream and run and probably trip and break his neck and it is going to be so embarrassing-

The Host says something. Noah has to take a few moments to stare dumbfounded into the distance while he actually processes it. Something about a lady and respect and grave danger to his safety.

“Uh,” Noah says intelligently. “Sure. I mean, yes. Sir.” His gaze just keeps sliding back to the ballroom, (Is anyone still looking at him?) but he at least makes an effort to hold up his end of the conversation. “...This lady, who is she?”
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[personal profile] cookswithspite 2019-01-10 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Noah’s still feeling mildly ill after that attack of social anxiety but fortunately it seems the Haunted Mansion is just full of distractions. If he wasn’t in a hurry to find Cameron, Noah might stop and gape over this latest tidbit of information he has to put up with, but since time is of the essence he multitasks by walking and gaping.

“...And do we have to talk to this Ms. Hatchaway?” Noah is fully expecting the answer to be “Yes,” but hope springeth eternal, even as he heads up into a creepy-as-fuck attic and takes a look around.

And ohhhh he does not like this place, it looks like the sort of place where a machete wielding maniac will jump out of a wardrobe once you’re too far in to easily find the exit. And when did the sound of his heartbeat get so loud? Or is it
 something within the attic making the sound? Noah’s eyes dart back and forth in a feeble attempt to figure out the source of the sound, before landing on the portrait.

There’s something weird looking about the people in it, and Noah’s not sure if it’s just the nature of old photographs or if it’s the unsettling truth he’s been told about it. But before he can mull it over much, the groom’s head disappears. Noah gasps, sounding far too loud to his own ears, and jerks back. Once he hears the Host, Noah hurries in the direction of the man’s voice.

“As in here, in this attic, or just. More ghosts?” Noah whispers.
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[personal profile] cookswithspite 2019-01-10 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
The Ghost Host is probably correct but Noah still privately likes his own idea of not talking to a serial killer. He won’t ignore her if they run into one another, of course, but he’ll still cherish his dreams of not having to meet her at all.

“Oh.” Noah glances briefly back at the portrait, wondering if he should say something (“Sorry about your head?”) but he can’t think of anything that seems not-stupid and then it’s out of sight again as it’s back to picking his way through old furniture and wedding paraphernalia. Hopefully the erstwhile husband isn’t offended.

When the next ghost shows up, Noah actually notices the sound of the ghost’s cane tapping before he actually sees the spirit, which helps him keep his surprised noise at a reasonable volume. (Albeit considerably less pleased than the Host’s.) He tries to correct himself by greeting the new spirit with an oh-so-polite “Hello- gaaaaah.”

Can nobody keep their head on their shoulders up here? Noah’s almost tempted to keep a hand on his own head, just in case it starts to vanish.

Still, Noah perks up a bit when the subject of Cameron is brought up. “It, uh, any help would be appreciated,” he says, seconding the Host’s question. “He’s my friend.”
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[personal profile] cookswithspite 2019-01-20 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Brief as it is, Noah swallows nervously under the weight of the Hatbox Ghost’s glare. Damn it, he’d been trying to be polite. Why is he always so bad with people, living or dead?

But at least the ghost has answered their question. Noah gives him a nod and hurries in the direction indicated- the Host doesn’t need to tell Noah twice to get a move on!

...Of course, it would help if he actually had a bit more to go on than a single direction, cluttered and unfamiliar as the attic is. He can’t go fast without risking knocking over a table full of flowers or a stack of gift boxes or tripping over a piano. And it’s dark, and the dust makes him sneeze a few times. Once again, it’s reminding himself that somewhere in this mess there’s Cameron that keeps Noah from doing what he really wants, which is to curl up in a ball and whimper.

Needless to say Noah doesn’t talk much, except for the occasional quiet question-slash-comment like “This way?” to make sure he’s not getting himself lost. Or been left alone up here.

Eventually the moonlight on one end of the attic starts to properly filter through the junk and then, quite suddenly, Noah can see someone standing in a doorway.

“Hello?”

Someone tall, fair, holding a book open in his hands but peering warily out into the gloom of the attic.

“Cameron!” Oh God, the sight of him makes Noah almost cry with relief. Forgetting the presence of the Host or anyone else in the attic for that matter, Noah hurries forward. Cameron clasps one hand on Noah’s shoulder (the Host might notice he’s still keeping the book open with the other hand).

“Noah!” Cameron looks startled, definitely, but not upset. “What are you doing here?”

“You didn’t show up after work, and you weren’t picking up your phone, and then I ran into Mali and she said you’d gone here, so I went to find you, but then I ran into this ghost-” Noah breaks off, embarrassed at his own rambling and the inanity of what he’s saying (even if he’s reasonably sure at this point that Cameron won’t disbelieve him), as well as it occurring to him that the Host might want to get a word in edgewise.

“Anyway,” he finishes lamely, “Are you okay?”

“Of course I am. Are you okay? You sound terrible.”
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[personal profile] cookswithspite 2019-01-21 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Noah yells and flinches, bringing his arms up over his head at the blast of cold. At the same time he feels Cameron’s hand slip from his shoulder, leaving an immediate sense of bereftness. The sound of the foliage rustling and furniture rattling in the gust rings in his ears. Damn it, he was hoping they could just talk this over-

And then of course he hears Cameron, speaking almost as cheerfully as if this was just an everyday meeting.

“Oh, it’s you! Sorry I didn’t say hello but-”

Noah lowers his arms just enough to squint at his cousin from behind his own swishing hair. Cameron’s smiling, utterly serene except for the alarming death grip he has on the spellbook that seems equally determined to shoot upwards.

Noah’s stomach lurches. “Cameron-!” he tries saying, but Cameron is still ignoring him in favor of wrestling with the Host.

“I didn’t-”

Noah tries again: “Cameron, what are you doing?”

“See you-!” Without sparing his cousin a glance, Cameron adds. “Noah, I’m a little busy right now!”

And all Noah can do is stand uselessly on the wayside, torn between the instinct to help Cameron and his feeling that doing so would be a terrible idea.
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[personal profile] cookswithspite 2019-01-21 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Shivers run up and down Noah’s spine as he cowers off to the side, battered by stray flowers and bits of paper, unable to tear his gaze away from the bizarre game of tug-of-war going on in front of him.

“Well that’s unfortunate,” Cameron says simply. He shifts his feet, keeping his grip stubbornly on the book- for a moment, his sea green eyes glint in the moonlight and then he takes a quick breath and begins to recite:

“By the power of earth, by the power of air, by the power of fire, by the power of water,”

Noah gapes. Oh God, why is Cameron suddenly babbling nonsense-?

“By the life in the blood that liveth,” Cameron continues, “Be thou host-spirit stopped!”

Then Noah puts two and two together. It’s not nonsense that’s being babbled, it’s a spell. Cameron’s actually reading from that damned book.

“Return thy evil to whence it cometh, have thy words and deeds return to thee, as thou-”

Noah isn’t what anyone would call spiritually adept. No second sight to speak of- his first sight is poor enough to need glasses- no interest in the occult and before today, no belief to speak of. But despite this, he’s sure that no good can come of Cameron completing that spell, and so...

“STOP IT!”

...and if the sudden shout from the previously silent Noah wasn’t enough to interrupt Cameron’s reading, the way Noah clumsily throws himself at the book, between the two fighting over it, certainly is.
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[personal profile] cookswithspite 2019-01-22 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
There’s a horrible moment where Noah can’t stop his own momentum and he tips partway over the railing. An expansive graveyard and the distant black grounds of the mansion fills his vision, just at the same moment that the agonized howling of the Host splits through his skull like a hatchet.

Oh God, Noah thinks, I’m really going to die here.

But before he can make the fatal drop a pair of arms wrap around him and Noah is hauled backwards. He stumbles to the floor of the balcony, legs buckling into an ungainly heap alongside Cameron. And the Host is still screaming.

Noah slams his hands over his ears, barely noticing when Cameron lets go of him in order to retrieve the spellbook and slip it into his jacket.

By mutual unspoken agreement, both of them scramble to their feet and run like hell.

It shouldn’t be simple, the place is dark and cluttered, but somehow adrenaline and terrified instinct keeps them moving through the dusty furniture, and then up and down random stairs and passageways, darting through doorways and abandoned rooms. At some point they grab one another’s hand and Noah can’t remember if it was him or Cameron who reached out first but he’s glad of it, in spite of the slick sweat on their palms.

No matter how far away they run he still feels the Host’s screams ringing in his ears.

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